{"id":461,"date":"2010-04-22T21:10:43","date_gmt":"2010-04-22T10:10:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelondonbiker.com\/blog\/?p=461"},"modified":"2010-04-22T21:10:43","modified_gmt":"2010-04-22T10:10:43","slug":"my-moustache-was-untrustworthy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thelondonbiker.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/my-moustache-was-untrustworthy\/","title":{"rendered":"My moustache was untrustworthy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whilst I was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thelondonbiker.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/an-interview-with-the-mo\/\">growing the &#8216;tache to raise a little cash in Movember<\/a>, I had a few comments along the lines of how creepy \/ un-trusty it made me look. And now I know why.<\/p>\n<p>It turns out I was trying to grow the &#8216;Curly&#8217; <a href=\"http:\/\/matt.cc\/post\/526525567\">which is listed here as &#8216;questionable&#8217;<\/a> I urge everyone to consult this chart before attempting to grow any facial hair.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-462\" title=\"Tache chart\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.thelondonbiker.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/PHmF5-300x70.jpg?resize=300%2C70\" alt=\"Tache chart\" width=\"300\" height=\"70\" \/><br \/>\nClick the image to enlarge.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/matt.cc\/post\/526525567\">Matt McInerney<\/a> who made the actual graphic and <a href=\"http:\/\/culturepopped.blogspot.com\/2010\/04\/trustworthiness-of-beards.html\">Culture Popped<\/a> where I actually found it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whilst I was growing the &#8216;tache to raise a little cash in Movember, I had a few comments along the lines of how creepy \/ un-trusty it made me look. And now I know why. It turns out I was trying to grow the &#8216;Curly&#8217; which is listed here as &#8216;questionable&#8217; I urge everyone to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"","_kad_post_layout":"","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelondonbiker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelondonbiker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelondonbiker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelondonbiker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelondonbiker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=461"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thelondonbiker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/461\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thelondonbiker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelondonbiker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thelondonbiker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}