Whilst I was growing the ‘tache to raise a little cash in Movember, I had a few comments along the lines of how creepy / un-trusty it made me look. And now I know why.

It turns out I was trying to grow the ‘Curly’ which is listed here as ‘questionable’ I urge everyone to consult this chart before attempting to grow any facial hair.

Tache chart
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Thanks to Matt McInerney who made the actual graphic and Culture Popped where I actually found it.