Priest in the Church of England. Father, husband, son. Keen biker.

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General thoughts on bikes… and stuff.

Wet wet wet

Photo from Andyrob's photostream
Photo from Andyrob’s photostream

No not the band, the weather in London at the moment. Don’t get me wrong we need a lot of rain right now, the garden is parched after a particularly dry April, and my wife is pleased as punch that she’s not having to water all of her plants… but why does it seem to rain it’s hardest between 9am and 10am, and 6pm and 7pm… right when I’m heading up the A1 home.

The worst thing of course is that my gear isn’t up to scratch, my jacket is fine, it’s over a year old and been warn every day since then in all weather, delightfully warm and dry (not counting the small patch of water that leaks onto my belly) but my trousers give up after about 30 minutes of constant wetness… ahh well.. time to head over to Great Portland Street again and spend some money with James.

The velvet highways of the Land of My Fathers.

CBF600 fully loadedFully loaded the CBF600 is starting to feel like she’s wallowing, and frankly unless I get more training, that’s exactly what I’ll be doing all the way to Moscow. The problem I think is a simple one of too much weight combined with too little experience sledging around pristine Welsh tarmac right into the heart of the Beacons; something I solved this weekend.

We headed out from St Albans bright and early just before noon, why we never manage to leave on time is beyond me, we plan well, we all have good intentions, but we always head out on the first day stupidly late. Fortunately this time round the nights are longer and the prospect of pitching tents and cooking in the dark wasn’t a realistic one. Heading out through Hertfordshire, into Oxfordshire and beyond I started to get really excited about going home, there’s nothing as beautiful as the Welsh hills in the evening light.

Fields of goldAs we crossed the border (somewhere in Shropshire) I punched the air with Joy – I was home. The joy was short lived however, five miles later we passed back into England and seemingly away from God’s own land. Fear not, we slowly snaked our way round the A-Roads and crossed once again into Wales. Now we were really training, passing fields of gold, rising so fast into the mountains that our ears popped every mile or so. The air cleared, the pollen receded and was replaced by the sweet sound of new born lambs chasing each other across fields of short grass. I started to relax, and rather forgot the veritable trailer of stuff on the back of my bike, it’s amazing how badly a bike can corner when you’re heading into a 90 degree hairpin at 60 miles an hour.

The nights entertainment was helped along by a field of horses who took great interest in our attempts to get our new Trangia MSR burners working. But we were the ones laughing once we’d got them fired up, rice, tuna and asparagus soup kept us warm and full as we played black jack, smoked our cigars and kept the chill away with a small tot of whisky. All of this took place under the latest addition to our kit list – a 20 foot awning that will keep all but the most determined rain off us come the worst.

CBF600 in it's element - the twisty single roads of WalesRiding back down the A470, A469, and other well known Welsh roads it occurred to me how well they were being looked after. None of the usual dips, holes or ripples; just smooth comfortable and grippy tarmac. If the roads on our trip are half as good we wont have a problem, but I have a feeling Poland may have a different opinion on how roads should be looked after. Getting home was a welcome relief, as was the warm bath and glass of wine – I wonder how I’ll fair when there’s no sign of a hot bath or decent wine for three weeks?

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What is it with smoking and bikers?

There has always been a connection between smoking and bikers. I can’t put my finger on why, but it’s something that still persists today. It particularly came to mind last year when my bike club londonbikers.com, went over to France and we had to stop every 1/2 hour to facilitate various smoking habits.

This was when I really started smoking cigars again, naughty I know, but in Central London there’s nothing better than finding a nice secluded spot, leaning on the bike and enjoying 1/2 hour of bliss as you let the city and it’s traffic pass you by. It’s the easiest way of achieving enlightenment I’ve discovered so far.

Then last night I was reminded again of this strange connection, looking at the Camel advert above a pool table, the biker surrounded by nothing but fields and obviously a ‘free spirit’ – and that’s it I think. Biking has always been something of a statement. I’m on my own, I don’t need anyone else, and if I want a cigarette then damn it I am. It’s an escape, something that only you can enjoy.

Unless you’re in a club of course and then everyone can enjoy your fag.

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I like to think I’m brave

This weekend saw the second annual St George’s Day ride out to Dragon Hill up by the White Horse in Oxfordshire. We had a stunning ride around some of the most beautiful places in England… sometimes I can even go as far as saying that some places were as pretty as Wales is… but only some.

The ride went without major incident, and I even managed to get everyone around the route with only one mistake – and that was only an overshot junction rather than a wrong turn 😉

St George's Day Ride

The reason I consider myself brave? This is what I turned up wearing to lead the ride…

Never, ever, ever, let me work on your bike

The last couple of days have seem me desparately trying to do the very simple job of replacing my chain and sprockets. I say simple because it is at most a couple of hours work.

For me, it’s turned into a nightmare.

1 – Couldn’t get the bolts off the sprocket.
2 – Couldn’t get the old chain off
3 – Sheared a bolt on the disk side of the rear wheel
4 – Tried to put the chain on with too many links in
5 – Couldn’t get excess links out of new chain
6 – Took too many links out of new chain leaving me with a £50 for a new chain tomorrow.

So in total this job has cost me £300 in new tools, £50 in parts, and extra £50 for the new chain.

I don’t think I can afford to service my own bike.

One should never start a job…

…that you can’t finish.

Blast. I have had the most frustrating afternoon. I started what I thought was a pretty straight-forward job. Replace my chain and sprockets. Nice and simple, just get the back wheel off, break the old chain, take off the sprockets and then put it all back together.

What I didn’t learn on the nice pristine bikes in college is that nuts with loads of road crud on them, that have been on there since new don’t like to come off. That a ‘cheap’ £50 chain breaker hasn’t got a hope of knocking out those studs (I hope it’ll rivet the new chain back together or that was a waste of money), and that what I really need is a compressor, an impact wrench and an angle-grinder.

Tomorrow morning will see me blowing a wad at Machine Mart. Still, even with buying the kit it’s cheaper than taking it to Honda, and it’s teaching me some important lessons before the September off.

Darn it

A rather strange photo – a coffee machine?

If you’re wondering what that last post was all about then allow me to explain – it’s a Mini Outdoors Espresso Maker.

This fantastic little machine makes a perfect espresso just about anywhere my Trangia or a fire will go. It’s smaller than a standard mug so I should be able to squeeze it in my pack somewhere. The only problem I can see is how on earth I’m going to take beans with me for three weeks!

I think I’ll take pre-ground beans in a 500ml water bottle – that should last me nearly a week, and then I’ll just have to buy some more from Russia…. should be good coffee in Russia.

Back in the saddle

After five weeks of riding only for the JTR training run, and to hotels with work. All of course with full panniers and stuff strapped to the back, I’m back in the saddle, properly

Yesterday I got to take all the luggage off and blast into work. What a stunning ride, the sun coming up behind me, no traffic because of the holiday and the roads dry as a bone. Stunning.

Same again this morning, I can’t wait to get a few miles under my belt this evening when I take the long way home 🙂

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